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Jan. 25th, 2011 11:10 pmI'm gonna throw something out there on the table.
If you see something, don't know what it is, and decide to touch it, don't be surprised or offended when it bites (kills, curses, maims, burns, or otherwise harms you in some way).
If you're going to make dumb decisions or take risks that's your prerogative, I'm just sick of all the people walking around in the aftermath being so fuckin shocked about it.
"Oh expletive-of-your-choice! How could this be? I touched this unknown object that probably fell out of the Rift, and it turned my hand into a preying mantis arm/sent me into another dimension/impregnated me/fucked my mom."
Sometimes the Rift does stuff to you whether you touch an object or not. Sometimes an object will do something nice to you like make you feel good or give you some temporary ability, but if you know Chicago at all, you know that 9 times out of 10 that object will fuck you up. Do yourself a favor. Don't take that chance.
This is free fucking advice, and I never give anything out for free so everyone should be grateful.
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Meeting over breakfast this morning.
Scratch that. I like my eggs. I want to enjoy them.
Meeting immediately following breakfast.
If you see something, don't know what it is, and decide to touch it, don't be surprised or offended when it bites (kills, curses, maims, burns, or otherwise harms you in some way).
If you're going to make dumb decisions or take risks that's your prerogative, I'm just sick of all the people walking around in the aftermath being so fuckin shocked about it.
"Oh expletive-of-your-choice! How could this be? I touched this unknown object that probably fell out of the Rift, and it turned my hand into a preying mantis arm/sent me into another dimension/impregnated me/fucked my mom."
Sometimes the Rift does stuff to you whether you touch an object or not. Sometimes an object will do something nice to you like make you feel good or give you some temporary ability, but if you know Chicago at all, you know that 9 times out of 10 that object will fuck you up. Do yourself a favor. Don't take that chance.
This is free fucking advice, and I never give anything out for free so everyone should be grateful.
[Locked to Crowbar Employees]
Meeting over breakfast this morning.
Scratch that. I like my eggs. I want to enjoy them.
Meeting immediately following breakfast.
